My question is, were these bananas at a convention of some sort? They seem to be seated in an arena or stadium, as if eagerly awaiting a guest speaker??? Just how long will they have to wait? How many days will the convention last? Are there banana hookers at the Banana Hilton??? What in the heck is banana cream? Are banana chips the results of too much banana cream? If so, why are banana chips more expensive than bananas or banana cream?
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The other - equally important - question is, "If it's not a conventional banana, then, just what kind of banana is it?" A civil union banana? A cross-dresser banana? An idiosyncratic banana? Avant-garde bananas? Unorthodox? Eccentric? Or, merely odd? These questions and much much more will no doubt be discussed over dinner tonight at the Ben-David Ranch... Don't you wish you were here?
Let us all know what the conclusion of the entire Ben-David Ranch uncovered with this pressing question.
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