Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You're gonna' die anyway, so live life and don't worry so much!Medical Dictionary - North GA Mountain Style
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| Artery: High Museum, Atlanta, GA |
Artery................... The study of paintings
Bacteria.................Back door to the cafeteria
Barium.................. What doctors do after a patient dies
Benign.................. What you be, after you be eight
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| Rotunda Square, Rome |
Caesarean Section ........................A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan........................................Searching for Kitty
Cauterize .......................................Made eye contact with her
Coma ............................................ A punctuation mark
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| Dilate |
Dilate .................................To live long
Enema ................................Not a friend
Fester.................................Quicker than someone else
Fibula .................................A small lie
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| "Medical Staff" |
Medical staff..................................A doctor's cane
Morbid ......................................... A higher offer
Nitrates...........................................Cheaper than day rates
Node..............................................I knew it!
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| Post Operative |
Outpatient ................A patient who has fainted
Pelvis........................Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative..........A letter carrier
Recovery Room........Place to do upholstery
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| Rectum |
Rectum.................Smashed 'em up purty bad
Secretion..............Hiding something
Seizure..................A Roman emperor
Tablet....................A small table
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| Urine |
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport
Tumor...................One plus one more
Urine....................Opposite of you're out
Shalom Y'all - Twyla
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