More about Colds and COLD

Colds:
#1: Q: What's a person with a cold's favorite kind of lunch meat?  A: Cold cuts.

#2: Q: What kind of telemarketing is done by people when they have colds?  A: Cold-calling.

#3: Knock knock.
      Who's there?
      Big Ish.
      Big Ish who?
      No thanks, I've already done that.

and, COLD:
#1: How cold is it? It's so cold, we had to chop up the piano for firewood - it gave us two cords.

#2: How cold is it?  It's colder than a tin toilet seat in the Antarctic.

#3: How cold is it?  It's colder than a brass brassier on the shady side of an iceberg.

#4: How cold is it? It's so cold I saw the Ty-D Bowl man playing ice hockey.

#5: How cold is it?  One word: Peecicles.

#6:  How cold is it?  It's so cold I saw a chicken in the yard with a cape on.

          Shalom y'all - Twyla