Pig Talk - A Fly in the Oinkment

My watercolor, "The Three Not-So-Little Pigs"

 
    #1: Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawnshop?  He calls it "Ham Hocks".

     #2: Q: What does a pig say when he's been in the sun too long?  
A: I'm bakin'!

     #3: Q: What is a pig's favorite karate move?   A: The pork chop.

     #4: Q: What does a pig do after school?   A: Hamwork.

     #5: Q: What did the pig say when he was on fire?   A: I smell bacon.


     #6: Q: What does a pig do while playing basketball?   A: Hog the ball.

     #7: Q: Why did the pig go to the casino?   A: To play the slop machines.

     #8: Q: How did the pig win at Monopoly?   A: He built hotels on Pork Place.

     #9: Q: How do you take a pig to the hospital?   A: By hambulance.

    #10: Q: Why was the hog a failure as a TV talk host?   A: He turned out to be a big boar.

    #11:  Q: What do hip pigs call their ladies?   A: Fine swine.

    #12: Q: What do pigs like with chow mein?   A: Sooey sauce.

    #13: Q: What kind of furniture do pigs like?   A: Overstuffed.

    #14: Q: What do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?   A: Auld Lang Swine.

               Shalom Y'all - Twyla